Christmas Jokes
Here are some Christmas jokes for your amusement.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph!
(rude = unhöflich)
What do elves post on Social Media?
Elf-ies!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
(=Erfrierungen, Frostbeulen)
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels!
(Brussel sprouts = Rosenkohl)
What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
Welfy!
(wealthy = wohlhabend, reich)