Here are some Christmas jokes for your amusement.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
(rude = unhöflich)
What do elves post on Social Media?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
(Brussel sprouts = Rosenkohl)
What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
(wealthy = wohlhabend, reich)