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Christmas Jokes

Here are some Christmas jokes for your amusement.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!


Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?

Rude-olph!

(rude = unhöflich)


What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies!


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

(=Erfrierungen, Frostbeulen)


What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Snowflakes!


How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?

No Brussels!

(Brussel sprouts = Rosenkohl)


What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?

Welfy!

(wealthy = wohlhabend, reich)


These jokes were funny :)